CLEPTOCRACIA + KLEPTOCRACY + CLEPTOLAND

Ladies and Gentlemen... The Never Elected President of the ´Comunidad de Madrid´Mr. Ignacio Gonzalez !

THE NEVER ELECTED ONE

"LLegaron en manadas, y acudieron en tropel.

Surgieron por millares de cada rincón de la Piel de Toro; portaban largas mangueras y tuberías -por las que se inyectaron grandes cantidades de un nuevo remedio llamado Euro

- también acudían con andamiajes, así como con grúas, planos, consejeros, publicistas, bancos, arquitectos, auditorías solventes, y Audis también, cemento, cuñados, relojes, Registradores, tertulianos, asesores, aeropuertos, Notarios, viajes, peritos, alcaldes, amiguitos del alma, concejales, presidentes, advenedizos reales, jalea real, tonadilleras, lameculos, chupa-medias, y muchos titiriteros, y pasacalles, y comparsas, y Fiesta; para mayor solaz y regocijo de un pueblo y nación meritoriamente Rica y Feliz, a decir de los políticos

Y se levantaron el País entero. Literal. Como el mar empaquetado que se llevaron los americanos en el realismo mágico de García Márquez.

Y ahora nos dicen y aseguran que ellos mismos -los mismos- sabrán cómo arreglar la ruina del Toro (Bull...shit)

Cleptolandia es mi país, y podemos ponerle a tan bonito nombre música navideña de grandes almacenes de corte británico, mejor en inglés:

"Cleptoland, Cleptoland ... it's time for Christmast Sale ... Get my country for a dime... and give me some spare ... "


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They came in droves, and flocked.

Came by the thousands from every corner of the Piel de Toro (1): carried long hoses, and pipes for which they injected large amounts of a new remedy called Euro; also came with scaffolding as well as cranes, drawings, directors, publishers, banks, architects, Registers, cement, brothers in law, town councilors solvent audits, Audi cars as well, tertulians, pundits, airports, experts, watches, advisors, mayors, Notaries, presidents, trips, riggers, real parvenus, royal jelly, folk singers, toady, and many jugglers, and parades, and extras, and Fiesta for added comfort and joy of a nation and people that was meant to be deserverly Rich and Merry, so the politicians said.

And then, they -literally- lifted our country as a whole ...

As the sea being packed and taken away by the Americans from Garcia Marquez´s magic realism...

And now they say and swear that they -themselves- know how to fix the ruin of the Bull... shit!
Cleptoland is my country, and we can add to this beautiful name a merry Christmas music from a large spanish owned department-store, likely British:

"Cleptoland, Cleptoland ... it's time for Christmast Sale ... Get the country for a dime,...and give me some spare ... "

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(1) Piel de Toro, refers to S_Pain, which shape resembles that of a Bull-skin

Ladies and Gentlemen... The Never Elected President of the ´Comunidad de Madrid´Mr. Ignacio Gonzalez !

THE NEVER ELECTED ONE